I am a vaudeville poet, a mongolian cyber-ninja, and a digital pirate. People have often compared my like of cheese to the way comets orbit the sun. I once defeated an entire mercenary army of financial attorneys in drag with nothing more than a broken spork. I am often confused for a world frisbee champion, but I shall have surgery to correct the problem.

I'm not saying I am not a random and unique guy, I'm just saying that dolphins might be able to do discrete multi-variable calculus in their little noses and we'd never know.

someone fun and interesting would probably like to do the same things as me - random completely bizarre, and fun events, capped off with drinking and goofing around, often at the expense of others. essentially, i live life to the fullest, and i am looking for someone else who is the same.