I'll make you smile for the simple fact I'm good at it. I'll make you smile just so I can sit and look at it.

Always up for burning one down! Message me if you wanna chill.

I'm looking for friends - my preferences include: 420 friendly, backyard bonfire frequenter, beer consumer, laugh haver

I'm funny. You should be too.
I don't have a boyfriend right now, but I'm not sure I'm looking for one. If something came up, I'm open to the idea, but I need more friends. Work isn't really an option for me to meet the kind of people I like as friends. I have a few really good friends, but I'm always looking to meet new people. You never know what you will learn... We all have valuable insights. Well, more people than you would think, anyways.

I keep odd hours, I'm a night owl. I love to laugh. Late night tv owns me, and I lust for Conan O'Brien. I'm sarcastic, witty, off-colour, often offensive... But I know when and where it's appropriate. I'm not the kind of person you're embarrassed to be in public with or introduce to your grandma. I am the kind of girl who will give you loads of sh*t and expect you to give it back twice as hard. I read. A lot. Anything and everything. Nothing beats a glass of wine in the bathtub in the winter...And I won't lie, in the summer I trade that wine for an ice cold beer. Sometimes I'll spend hours in the bath reading...And drinking. Don't ask how many novels have suffered a miserable death slipping from my hands and into the water.

I am laid back. I enjoy more low key activities like hanging out playing poker or some video games. I'll never turn down a movie. I love playing pool and seeing live standup or improv. Music is important to me,and like most people my list of favorite bands is lengthy and diverse. You will find Sublime at the top and anything from Janis Joplin to Atmosphere to Aerosmith to the Beatles to the Roots thrown in down the line. I will give anything a chance, and I am a big believer on agreeing to disagree. I won't crucify you if you listen to, say, 50 Cent...But I will mock you thoroughly while defending your absolute right to a terrible taste in music.

Physically, I'm 5'4", with dark hair and hazel eyes. I am overweight. I have a killer smile, though. I'm cute. If looks are your main priority we're not a match. I'll attach a picture anyways, so you'll get the idea. For you creepos who seem to think that this statement means I'm insecure and weak, and message me in the hopes of manipulating my fragile mind - It's not going to happen. I'm intelligent and I have this innate ability to weed out ****ing losers. And people who aren't interested in meeting someone if they are overweight.

Oh yeah. If you're easily offended, we probably won't get along.

Bonus points if:
You like to play stupid, simple, videogames.
You enjoy Conan O'Brien
You like board games/cards/movies
You like random adventures and roadtrips.
You have entertained several different conspiracy theories
You are actually interested in meeting genuine people and being genuine
You read
You can share some good music you've bet I've never heard
Don't be an asshat

There are more requirements, as well. But if I list them here I will have to kill you.

Dates are for homosexuals. I prefer the term hang out. Haha.