So I read that Women make first contact 26% of the time, the bulk of that goes to men with a picture and over 640 letters/characters in their description section. If I wrote an autobiography in my description section, wouldn't that seem kind of psycho? Anyway, back on topic.....

Well... I'm a nice Catholic boy who comes off shy at first but once I open up, you'll wish you never met me. I'm fascinated with midgets, and would love to pick one up and cuddle it like a teddy bear. I guess I'm good looking because my mom tells me that I'm the best looking guy at school. You be the judge, but my mom is rarely wrong. I enjoy doing anything that could end up with a nice stay in a jail cell. I like long walks on the beach, self mutilation, aggravated assaults, and kittens. I drive a nice Ford van with no windows, no interior handles, and a shovel and duct tape always within arms reach. In my spare time I like to hang around the lingerie department in Walmart.

Thank you to all of my fans. To show my gratitude, I shall have intercourse with each and every one of you.

p.s.-the girl cut out of the pic is my sister.

A nice moonlit ride on the beach aboard a donkey wearing a sombrero.

But seriously......

I guess I'll just go and say the same old generic b.s. like everyone else:

Something simple like miniature golf or bowling. Possibly follow that up with a quick arm-wrestling match. I'm down for whatever. I'm not into making plans, I'm a "spur of the moment" kinda guy. I can pretty much have a good time doing anything, if it's not really a fun time it can be made into one with some alcohol!