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AFunnyOrNot :
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Ethnicity
Caucasian with Brown hair
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Profession Asscheek model
Do you want children? Does not want children
About Me
I am looking for my red hot sugar momma. Best if you are insanely wealthy, prone to drunken stupors and naked hopscotch parties. I look forward to our eventual, yet, passion filled divorce.
You won't get to know me by things I write here but I guess I'll tell you some things about my life. I'm a parent and my 12 year old son lives with me. He is an awesome kid. I'm very lucky. I am a fulltime, non traditional, student and will be for many years. I love school and going back has been one of the best decisions I have ever made. I still work part time for the same company I've worked at almost 11 years. My obsession in life, because we all need one, is riding my Harley.
Attraction is important and so is being able to have a conversation. I want a best friend and companion.
Things I wanna do: Learn to scuba. Skydive. Fish in the Amazon. Hang at Mardi Gras a few days. Ski in Co. and Wa. Go to a Bears game. Get my pilot license. See Wicked. GRADUATE!
First Date
If the weather permits, going somewhere on my motorcycle should fit into it. It depends on our mutual interests. I am going to want to go somewhere I can flee from. Just in case you start licking windows.
Mail Settings (To message AFunnyOrNot you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Female
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
 | Despite what his pictures convey, this is a very nice man ;-) Sure he's funny, intelligent, a gentleman, and an "outstanding" father, but he has great qualities once you get to know him! Just give him a chance to show them. If nothing else, he can give you a lifetime subscription to his ass modeling magazines! :-) YOUR PICTURES FREAK ME OUT MAN!!!! haha |
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