hmmm plenty of fish,yes i can relate to that i actually went out with a girl who was a groper so i guess it makes sense...... now ten things i find interesting in peoples profiles

1) i don't look my age...unless i'm photographed standing next to a twenty something
2) i'm looking for my soulmate...why? is your other shoe lonely
3) serious replies only....even though my boobies are hanging out in my picture and i could have saved half the passenger list of the Titanic on them
4) i'm tactile.... yes i've heard your good with roof and floor tiles as well
5) most people think i'm funny....the men in white jackets told you ? hmmm good
6) i'm a great conversationalist...means i talk to myself and answer as well: see no.5 above
7) i'm not interested in money....arrrh whats your credit card number?
8) i'd like to walk along a beach and drink red wine......gee how original..Headline hundreds of intoxicated love struck people dragged from ocean
9) i look like a new woman........bloody hell what did the old one look like then?
10) i'm a good cook ....means at least you'll live long enough to have your stomach pumped

..a few more to add to the list

11) natural born artist...of what bull ???
12) i'm looking for a guy who doesn't take himself seriously...oooh your into dating BoBo the clown ?
13) i like someone spontanious = combustion, think about it ?
14) i'm abit of a free spirit...means she drinks like one and catches cabs home minus her underwear
15)i'm seeking a trusting, monogamous man who's in touch with his feminine side...means i'd like to date the Tooth Fairy and other mythical creatures
16) i'm not a sporty person but love watching....means i'm overweight and pervs on footballers bottoms
17) i love long long warm kisses that make me weak at the knees....yes lack of oxygen has that effect
18) infectious personality...means tested frequently for STD'S
19) i'm a pretty cheeky girl...means in jeans i have that 46 ferrets on the loose look ?
20) i'm a woman who is comfortable in her own skin....let me guess a Hannibal Lecter fetish ?



me? well what can i say i have a PHD in the social behaviour of nude bingo players..gives a new meaning to the term full house,i have two pets spike the echidna and wally the bush wasp both are barred from the bingo hall for good reason,i enjoy a good game of squash but its so hard to find that steamroller when you need it,i now have positive proof that area51 has colonel sanders and not aliens,i once swam the english channel length ways and ended up in peru, why is it that the best man at a wedding never gets the chance to prove it?...there are four noun groups : proper,common,collective and abstract....if you look at a womans breasts take her measurement,double it, add her height and multiply by 6.5 then divide by .75 i don't know what the answer would be .....but it means you spend to much time thinking about her breasts


these and thousands more interesting and totally useless conversation points await us....ahh life does it get any better than this ....ooooooh by the way i'm as cute as a butterfly...here to talk to friends

well for starters we could sit down to a great meal and watch spike and wally terrorise the nude bingo players then go for a spin on the steamroller to a romantic secluded place and make out.......make out what the hell we are doing here in the first place...