PLEASE FEEL FREE 2 ADD ME ON MY-SPACE www.skyliner@yahoo.com or you can reach me@ spider060@gmail.com Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs/A LITTLE ABOUT ME MOMMA DID NOT RAISE A FOOL I KNOW THE RULES SO IM POSTING THEM 2LET THE FEMALES KNOW THAT I KNOW ITS A GOOD WAY 2 STAY ALIVE YEAH :-) 1. THE FEMALE ALWAYS MAKES THE RULES SO FELLAS FOLLOW THEM U WILL LIVE LONGER 2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules, nearly all females are born with this knowledge. 4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she may immediately change some or all of the rules. 5. THE FEMALE IS NEVER WRONG. 6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding, which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong. 7. If rule#6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. THE FEMALE CAN CHANGE HER MIND AT ANY GIVEN POINT IN TIME. 9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female. 10. THE FEMALE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE ANGRY OR UPSET AT ANY TIME. 11. The male must remain calm at all times. Unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him the to be angry or upset. 13. Any attempt to change these rules could result in severe bodily harm.
First Date
/...-----///\\-----Plz 1. *Fine* This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.
*Five Minutes* If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (LMAOOOOO)
3.*Nothing* This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (LMAOOO this ish is tooo true)
4.*Go Ahead* This is a dare, not permission.
Don't Do It! (RIIIIGHT but they STILL do it!!!) LMAOO!
5.
*Loud Sigh* This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.
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6.
*That's Okay* This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. ( OH HELL YEAH!!) LMAOOO
7.*Thanks* A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say you're welcome.
8.
*Whatever* Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! (yep)
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*Don't worry about it, I got it * Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.so true
This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to 3.
*Send this to your lady friends who'd love the laugh and to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
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