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Ari_b : talk to the hand puppet
City
Naples Utah
Sign
Taurus
Height
5' 11" (180 cm)
Age
45 year old Man
Smoker?
No
Ethnicity
Other Ethnicity with Black hair
Body Type
Average
Religion
Non-Religious
living room
dating
    
 
 
I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Dating

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Divorced
Profession
slave2theGrind / musician
Smarts
Some college
Do you want children?
Does not want children
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
Yes
Do you have a car?
Yes
 
Interests
heart shaped rockselectric guitarswild flowers
beachesmountainslakes
riverswaterfallspreposterous statements
hypothetical senariosrealityradical reality reality checks check testing 1 2
yummy beveragesmaking you blow your boat drink out your nostrils
About Me
well as you can see by scrolling through my seemingly endless friends list that I'm just a small time pimp...

I'm not a practicing Buddhist or a Tibetan monk, but the philosophy I do live by as much as possible...

Player..??? oh hell NO ! I hate that word and nearly despise those who use that ebonotized anthropomorphism as an accreditation to their shallow character and have a pair of steeltoe boots to the nuts of all "y'all" so-called players. I mean just call a spade a spade player = looser... Amen Ra to that

So ..! "enlightenment" isn't the most popular sport in the world i know...The fans are way to busy basking in rainbows,off chasing unicorns,meditating, channeling Paladians and other advanced beings from far reaching galaxies that they have little time to do the necessary humanoid things like go to a raunchy zombie movie and laugh, have a beer, drink some fine wine, fine dine 69 and " God Forbid " SCREW ! every once in a while ! Ha Ha ! ya i said screw... sue me
so I guess I am what you might call "semi-enlightened..."
thank god too! because I used to have 0 tolerance for ignorance man! , and I FFF-ing used to HATE IT when i told my psychic girlfriend who dumped me before i met her, that she was only a figment of my imagination and SHE didn't believe me...talk about frustrating
So pretty much anymore, I just sit around writing scripture, playing my guitar...
mingling with common folk... casting light into the shadowy place's and thinking about things...
like if you melted dry ice could you go swimming without getting wet ? or is the Washington Monument really an Egyptian Obelisk representing the penis of Osiris... Wow ! talk about overcompensating for something, or or... God Forbid ! Nothing A'tall 555 ft. shaft Lady's with a subterranean base of 111 ft. WAIT ! am im on to something BIG LADY'Z , perhaps a conspiracy ;) ;) nod nod or someone made a really really BIG BONER right in front of our Nations Capital... Or wait maybe that Ho on top the White House could nah... shes only 11 ft tall... one things for sure ! i don't even want to try getting to the bottom of it

Oh God... please laugh

so at the end of the day you just have to have a sense of humor to really appreciate the little things in life... and byGod ! i hope you found a little here





First Date
I'm down with whatever floats your boat... I'm always up for some Indiana Jones style of adventure or I'm cool with just watching the grass grow with the right person





Mail Settings (To message Ari_b you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Must not be looking for Talk/E-mail
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not do drugs

Ari_b has 2 roses that can be sent.

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