gobble gobble....turkeys say it, we do it.

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Unfortunately I'm a human not a sea creature. Which means I have my good days and bad. On the plus side I rarely smell like fish.
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Before you read too far. I'm a Christian so I'm looking for someone I can still hang out with after this part of our life is over. Also I try to stay fit and would like the same. I guess if we're not on the same page in life styles we might as well be reading different books.
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Will a study ever be shown that divorce because of online has grown. So easy now to shop for a new desire that a credit card isn't even required. Hundreds of contacts over the course of a season but can you forget that attention when the one you fell for has less reason. It’s now "to death do us part" until 2HOT4U wants a piece of your heart.
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My theory is, I'm still single because I don't drink. Either that or women aren't drinking enough.

I was starting to see the light at end of the tunnel in my single search. But then I realized I'm not in a tunnel, I'm in a very deep well. And from what I just heard, I think someone just released the bucket.

I've been online for a while and I'm starting to feel like Mr. Coyote (though so far no medical bills). Since Mr. C uses some pretty cool stuff I browsed the Acme online store and ordered me the Acme Chick-O-Magnet. Boy I sure hope this gadget works cause I'd like for this cartoon to end.

And speaking of animals, I didn't evolve from a monkey. So if you think you did, then we sure won't have much in common. Though I do enjoy a banana once in a while.

Well I'm now thinking of selling the horse and recycling the armor though I'll probably keep the sword, a good back scratcher is hard to find. The whole tin can thing is so 1380's. Plus I need a better all weather suit anyway, I'm trying to attract women not lighting.

Did I ever think....when I was young and girl-idous was the greatest fear a little boy had to worry about, I never thought at the time I'd end up not catching it when I was older.

Well lets see....more about me. I've never been head or heels about a girl. I see couples with dumb love and can't imagine the feeling. Oh, I can be dumb, no problem there. But love that is dumb I have no clue. I notice that cats run and hide, dogs bark and growl whenever they first see me, yet once I touch them they purr or wag their tail. I usually get the same initial response from women. Though I haven't tried step two yet, the touchy thing. But maybe I should, cause most likely I'd get clobbered with a purse which could actually cause me to fall head over heels right in front of her.

OK, I realize that some people just don't reflect light as well as others. So if you're not attractive to me their's not much more I can do about that other then turning off the lights.

And as for intelligence...hmmm, I'm not sure how smart I am vs the next guy. But lets say you take myself vs a chipmunk, now that should be pretty easy. Because most likely if you give a pencil to a chipmunk he's going to be too pre-occupied chewing it up rather then filling in the answers to the test.

It might just be me but the older I get the more I feel like a leftover on the smorgasbord of companionship. I just hope I don't spoil.

I'm still looking and praying for my dream girl. And I'm sure I'd find her if I wouldn't keep waking up to reality.

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Oh, and one last thing. I'm probably not the guy for you if you're one of those women who's rarely been without a boyfriend in her life since high school. You would have way too many examples to reference me to and I don't compare well to normal :\

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How about playing catch with a Aerobie ring frisbie for about 20 minutes as a warm up? Me and my buddies use to toss one around all summer long back in the 80s and 90s and I miss that...I really can't toss a frisbie by myself. Well I can but it's called fetching. Come to think of it, maybe I should just get a dog.

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