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Marital Status Not Single/Not Looking
Do you want children? Does not want children
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About Me
Dear God, please just go away... Seriously, just get lost... Can't you read?.... You're either not tall enough, not good enough, not rich enough, not intelligent enough, or just not beautiful enough....
I've done the conversational profile, I've done the short and sweet profile...
Neither of them worked so now let's try the base line 'fcuk off you weirdo' profile and see if that works!!!
Yes I'm here on a dating site and yet I am in a relationship, this of course means that the beautiful, nubile, desperate young nymphomaniac, who would have fcuked your brains out for 23 hours out of every 24 is now unable to join because I took the very last spot!!... I am only here to pr1ck tease, feed my attention seeking personality disorder, cheat on my partner, boost my ego and basically spoil the whole experience of dating sites just for you!!
As of this moment, any dumbass, numpty, fukkfaces who insist on messaging me with their claims of sharing so many of my interests, or intuitive claims of compatibility, will have their pathetic little messages, complete with site names, plastered over this profile to be ridiculed by all and sundry...
Now bugger off the lot of you, I'm bored!!!
First Date
Our first date would consist of my smacking you around the head with a sharp and shitty stick, in the vain hope I could beat some comprehension into you...
After my arms became too tired to continue the beating, I would just kick you repeatedly in the groin...
 | I'm in awe of Pants. She is warm, bright, witty, feisty, funny, intelligent and an all round good egg. All that and she has legs that go on forever and a smile that lights up the room.I've only met her a couple of times, both at POF meets in Brum. I'm hoping that I'll meet her again in the future. In the meantime, I thoroughly enjoy her forum posts, which are good reading. this is a woman unafraid of having an opinion and who is able to put her thoughts across clearly. Sod it, when I grow up, I want to be Pantsonfire! |
 | Well this is one woman who is the life of a party. Met Shan at the meets many times and also her beloved family. She a woman who knows her mind and is willing to pass advice on, she wont suffer fools gladly!!! Thankyou for been a good friend, all the best to you and family for years to come! MWAH |
 | Firstly...I would like to say what a fine, warm hearted lovely young lady pantsonfire is, when I first met this young lady I personally found her words to be soft,caring and affectionate, she is also life and soul of any gathering or meeting who...loves nothing more than to boogie on down with the best of them...WOW !!! what a woman, you go girl. |
 | O.K. Not known Shan long but just know she's one of the friendliest people at these do's. Made me feel totally welcome and at ease, even being a total "newbie" to these meets. Warm hearted, down to earth, no airs and graces, and above all a total nutter !!!! With a wicked sense of humour to match. Pants, you made me smile first time I met you. People, if you are lucky enough to meet this lady, you're in for a treat. Respect to you, Shan. |
 | Having met Shan a few times now I have to say..shes a diamond and looks good whatever shes wearing. She is very kind, genuine and shows respect for her friends, a quality not everybody has but something, I feel she values and prides herself with. Shes fun to be around and can turn any party into a REAL party. Love meeting you hun, look forward to many more meets where we can don our gear in the POF world. Hugs Jen xxx |
 | well pants with the money youve paid me to do you a testimonial dont exexpect much lol
well in the small amount of time iv known pants, iv learnt that she is warm hearted, has a wicked SOH, willing to help thoses in need. tight fisted at the bar lol, knows how to shake that ass on the dance floor mmmm (oh the memories lol)
shes a stunning lady.and just cant think of any thing that the others havent said
hope we remain friends for a very long time xx |
 | she is on 69 favourites lists.enough said really! lol. ok this girl likes to pretend she knows something about sport but, like all poms, it's all talk! BUT, she does have a few redeeming features - she has a wicked sense of humour which always keeps me laughing, and is even crazy, er i mean smart, enough to wanna hook up for a beer in a couple of weeks just so i aint all lonely. she's a great gal who is even kind enough to offer us the Ashes - cute enough to pretend they actually have a say in it!!! LOL hit her up and have a yarn. u wont be disappointed!! |
 | This is a truly wonderful human being. Like the best of people, she is multi-layered- so don't be fooled by the party photos above; this lady is as far from being a bimbo as you can get.
Thoughtful and intellectual, self-deprecating and jovial, sensual and passionate, devoted and loyal; she is the kind of person you never want to be far from. There are many ways to describe her- but start with 'adorable' and get yourself sectioned if you ever feel the need to hate her- you'll have proved yourself to be stark raving mad. |
| xmasbaby66 | Well, what can I say?
Only known this girl a few days after she came bouncing up to me at the P.O.F. party in Birmingham the other day - these parties are a must for all members if you get a chance to go - and we have been chatting ever since.
We seemed to hit it off straight away - I said hit it off! - and seem to be on the same frequency - F.M. - flipping mental!
Full of life but down to earth, she is geat fun to be with. Hope to see her again very soon at the next meet if not before.
It's not just pants on fire when she is around! |
 | This babe is totally wicked! she is such a good friend and is a real little minx! Treat her well, she is just what the doctor ordered :-).
If there is one reason to join a site like this, it is to meet and make friends with people like this, I count myself one of the lucky ones x |
 | Hey guys, this is pants lol, she's very tall,very nice, ive met her once and shes wrote me the bestest testimonial ever ever ever(lump in throat)
Just want to say thank you, keep your chin up and hope to meet you a 2nd time!!! IF ya got the minerals heh TOP Class advice on where to live ;) found a few other places! Party at mine... |
 | Although I have only known this lady a short while, I have come to respect her immensly.
She is very smart and caring , always has time to ask if you ok even if she has troubles of her own at the time..Someone I am pleased to call a friend .. |
pantsonfire has 2 roses that can be sent.
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