What's up ladies? My name is Ron but everybody calls me Cowboy--yeah with a capital C haha. Frankly you can call me anything you want but once you call me that, forget it. I'm yours more than a dog on a leash (not literally but you get the idea). My heart flutters and my knees buckle when I hear a girl with a southern accent; don't ask me what it is because I'll be too speechless to describe it. Ironically enough, I've lived in Texas since I was 14 and haven't yet picked up the accent. Go figure.

I love history but math and science bore me to death. Ask me about World War 2 and I'll rattle off names and events faster than a Tommy gun (which by the way is 30 rounds in about 3 seconds). But I wouldn't know the first thing about isosceles triangles. In fact, one time in middle school I even failed pre-algebra. Which probably explains the triangles.

I grew up in a Catholic household but over the past couple years I've crossed over into Humanism. What is that? Well in a nutshell...I'm an atheist. I know you're thinking "Well why didn't you say so in the first place?" Because "Humanist" sounds better. Plus you don't have people condemning you the first chance they get. I swear if my mom ever found out she'd have a heart attack. Or something close to it.

I grew up on classic rock (thanks dad!) but country is my heart and soul. Kenny Chesney, Brad Paisley, King George. Doesn't matter. Heck I even listen to Alabama's "If You're Gonna Play In Texas" if only for the fiddle part. That and Irish music. My great-grandma was born and raised in Ireland...which brings up an interesting point: my great-grandpa was English. Yeah I know...that's insane.

A six-pack and a baked potato...oh wait. Nevermind haha. That's the "Irish seven-course meal".

But seriously, my ideal date would be dinner and a movie. Yes, I'm THAT old-fashioned. Deal with it. Besides, how many "old-fashioned" cowboys do you know? Exactly my point.

Either that or we could go to a NASCAR race. Total gearhead--that's me. But don't call me a hick because that's NOT me.