(roaming around the fish site and cleaning the house) All of a sudden my computer monitor goes fuzzy and there is some message about "we control the vertical, we control the horizontal". Then all of a sudden there is some guy on my monitor who says...It's time for Americas most popular game show.......

20 QUESTIONS

and I'm the contestant. I notice right off that this is a pretty cheesy gameshow and where the heck is Vanna White. Noooooooo, I get I some host named "Fred The Host".

(brief commercial break)

OK, its time to start the game;

QUESTION 1
FRED: Feathers, may I call you Feathers or is it Mister McGaw or Gaw, or Mc?
FEATHERS: Feathers is fine and that counts as a question.

QUESTION 2
FRED: Would you say you are loud and noisy or more comatose?
FEATHERS: Well I think you need a dictionary but I'm more on the quiet side. I'm thinking you need a better question asking writer.

QUESTION 3
FEATHERS: How come you guys don't have Vanna White here? This would be a much better gameshow with her flipping questions or something.
FRED: Hey I'm asking the questions here

QUESTION 5
FRED: Do you like animals?
FEATHERS: Sure they taste like chicken. hehehehe, OK, I'm gonna get sued on that one. Actually I am a big animal fan. I always have been. Animals are just amazing to me.

FRED: We will be right back after this lengthy commercial break......

QUESTION 20
FRED: What is the meaning of life?
Feathers: ugggggggggggggggggg
FRED: No, thats wrong.

FRED: Well thats it for 20 QUESTIONS, Americas most fun game show. Feathers, your answers were great, especially your answers to questions 13, 16 and wow, 18 was just spectacular. Such heart felt answers.

FEATHERS: What did I win?

........bzzzzz..........monitor goes blank again.

(mental note to self...self..i need to buy a better monitor) (going back to cleaning the house...I notice i have some dust bunnies under the bed....hmmmm)

Hey, what are you looking down here for...its OPTIONAL...it says so in the instructions, besides I'm writing an epic up above that may someday get made into a made for TV movie so I may never get down to this section. hehehehe.