Fifty First Dates. That's what I must be looking at doing to find the right woman for me. I've read so many women's profiles my eyes are glazing over.

It's not that I'm undesirable. Beautiful women have loved me before. It just seems that this time there is a huge mismatch between what the women seem to want and what the men want. Certain catch phrases and recurring themes seem to be appearing.

I think if I read one more woman's profile and see "loves to travel" one more time I think I'll scream!! If I see one more photo of her pet and read "must love dogs" I may go mad. I'm glad you're in shape and fit but must I work out with you 5 times a week?

It's my understanding that most women in my age range of 40-60 don't want to get married again. If that's true why do so many of you want to inquire about the state of my personal finances and want a man to be "financially secure"? All you need to know is that I can afford to take you places you and I like...and it would be nice if you offer to pay once in a while.

If I sound cynical ladies it's because your sisters have made me that way. You don't seem to want to face reality. If you're not Barbie anymore then why do you think you deserve Ken? A lot of you seem to be looking for Ken. The last time I looked there weren't a lot of Ken-types available.

A former Barbie would be nice because I'm a former Ken. Yeah, I know. Reality bites but there it is. So if you're lady who has given up looking for Ken who wants a real relationship with a real man then it would be nice to hear from you. Hopefully you're tall, you've managed to slow the aging process and still have some of IT, you like to laugh, and you know how to have a good time. I'm up for some fun whenever you are. I really don't want to have those 50 first dates...Ugh!

Please be open, honest, social, positive, and fun. Interests include dancing, wine, music, outdoors activities, events, and having a good time. No I'm not into golf or tennis, I don't watch the Chargers, and the prospects for a theater date aren't great. Other than that I'm a lot of fun.

I'm 6'2" so I tend to prefer TALL women and place a high value on communication and relationship skills.

I am serious about wanting a real relationship. You should be too. Please be FUN, FUNNY, and DANCE like no one is watching.

Your input on this one is desired. Probably something simple and casual.