Wanted: Single female

Job Description

The candidate for this position will be required to juggle numerous, and sometimes hilarious, situations with style and grace. The ability to laugh at yourself is imperative. An adventurous spirit will be needed to handle the rigors of trips to and fro. Experience dealing with a normal man is desirable.

Essential skills include wanting quality over quantity, avoiding reality shows like the plague, reciprocal displays of affection and the ability to work in a team environment. Listening to offbeat musings and numerous recitations of useless trivia will be required. The candidate should also not be adverse to random kisses or hugs for no reason.

Requirements

The candidate must have: a true sense of humor, a free spirit attitude melded with responsibility, an inquisitive nature and common courtesies. Particular attention will be given to those who are uncomplicated, upbeat, outgoing without being brash and like animals.

Benefits

A witty, sarcastic, humorous, pragmatic yet imaginative, open-minded and honest, easygoing, chivalrous, romantic, adventurous, somewhat eclectic, at times incorrigible yet always a gentleman, best friend.

Compensation

Home cooked meals by candlelight, snugglebunny on cold evenings, partner in crime and life. Additional benefits may be negotiated in the future.

How to Apply

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