Here's the quick bite-size info on me:

Good looks = No
Lots of money = No
Own car = No
Reason for being single = All of the above (such are the high standards of girls nowadays).

Also, I'm vegetarian and I hate clubs.

Now if you're still reading this (and I can't imagine why), then carry on and read the rest...

These dating sites don't work, so unless anyone can convince me otherwise, I'm giving up. I feel like I'm just wasting my time but the real crux is that it seems all women (sorry for generalizing) are looking for James Bond or Brad Pitt and/or want to be treated like a princess. Rather nauseating if you ask me.

I've been using the internet for almost 10 years now and yet I'm still here. I said these sites don't work, well I am living proof. It's pointless waiting and hoping for something that will never happen, so I'm through with it. Not wasting any more of my time. Only bother messaging me if you are genuinely interested, although why you would be is a mystery, since no-one has ever shown even the slightest bit of interest.

The only responses to my profile I ever seem to get are flak and accusations that I'm just as bad as the people I describe below. From now on, I won't be replying to any more such attacks, so please don't waste my time, or yours.
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After all these years, I think I've finally figured it out. Nice guys really do finish last because girls only feel affection for us, not attraction. That's why so many girls go for jerks and all the nice guys end up as nothing more than just friends. Girls are into guys who are kocky & funny, interesting, mysterious, challenging... guys who trigger attraction in them, not affection. I can see all the girls nodding their heads reading this. Well I can't pretend to be something I'm not. I'm so crap at acting, anyone would see right through it. So basically, girls don't go for nice guys... so why should I bother with this anymore?

Until they rethink their draconian policy regarding food & drink bought elsewhere, cinemas are off limits as far as I'm concerned.