Living an un-life of stalking the world, looking for delicious humans is a lonely one. I'd like to find an amazing reanimated young lady who enjoys the simple pleasures that any decent zombie would. I enjoy lumbering through empty cities, stalking survivors in fortified buildings and hiding behind trees. Willing to travel for love but it may take a couple years at the rate I walk.


For realsies, I love enjoying life and not taking things too seriously. I work for a swimming pool supply company as the inventory control specialist and purchasing manager. Things I like include music (ska, punk, emo, anything that sounds good), movies, cooking, tinkering with computers, late night drives to no specific destination, stargazing, the ocean and comedy.

Things I do not like include dishonesty, raw onions, nosey people, technology that doesn't work the way it's supposed to, people who talk a lot but never listen and wet snow.

I'm hoping to find someone that shares some interests with myself but has enough of her own to show me some new things, a favor of which I would gladly return. I want someone I can be happy with, not someone that I can just settle for...

If you want to know anything else, shoot me an email!

I'm always up for anything new and exciting... but I think a quiet bar with endless discussion about anything over a few drinks is a good, simple way to break the ice. I also enjoy night time walks on the beach or in a park. Even sitting on swings in a playground would be fantastic.