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Product disclaimer: It's actually 59. It was put in this age group because it's much younger both in appearance and in attitude. Batteries not included--you need to charge it up with your own electricity.

I will challenege you. Can you keep up?

Female
Age between 28 and 47
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
Must not do drugs