I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I am 55 years old, formerly happily married with one child. I have a good job, but something is missing, I feel like I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine.

I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping. More than feeding any addictions, in short, I need a nemesis.

Your services as an archenemy over the next six months, maybe longer will be a great start. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me and occasionally whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes.

Complacency will be the death of us all. You need to have an evil streak and blessed with innate guile and be cunning. You should also be adept at inconspicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.

First Date. You could pick me up in your Ferrari, take me to your private jet, then Wisk me away for a torrid weekend on your private Island estate somewhere in the Caribbean. Unfortunately this will probably leave me feeling cheap and used, so we can probably wait a while for travel.

* Offers of torrid weekends in the Caribbean will be considered on a case-by-case basis*