| DeadHookerSaysWhat The Lobster:
looking for help digging holes.... |
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| City |
hamilton Ontario |
| Area |
Canada |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Scorpio |
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Height | 5' 11" (180 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Talk/Email |
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| Smoker? |
Often |
| Do you drink? |
Often (>3 times/week) |
| Marital Status |
Not Single/Not Looking |
| Profession |
ummmm....ya.... |
| Smarts |
Some college |
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| Do you want children? |
Does not want children |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
N/A |
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| | About Me |
| | Well, I'm done with hookers. They always turn up dead in the morning and then I have to dig a hole. I'm looking for that special someone who is really pale, likes to wear miniskirts and tall boots, will take a cold shower for me and lay reallll still.
Update: I think I've found that special someone...I'll know when she finds her tall boots...
Update 2: I DID find that special someone even without her finding the boots. She has so many other great qualities and shovels, that i couldn't say no. |
| | First Date |
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Well a first date would NOT involve hookers. Unless you're into that sort of thing.... |
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DeadHookerSaysWhat has 2 roses that can be sent. |
Testimonials/comments from DeadHookerSaysWhat favorites list
 | What do you mean he's yours?!!! He has been mine for quite some time now...sheesh! That's okay...he's worth fighting for and I plan to fight til the end. He rocks my world, and accepts my stubbornness...And I have cookies for you,DHSW, and all of yours too. |
 | My boyfriend...one of the kindest, sweetest and most thoughtful people you could ever meet. Now I will get killed for that!!! No one else can bring a smile to your face like he can though...so glad I met him...a REAL person, no masks, no games and not a sheeple. Very smart and knowledgable ...and all mine! Thank for always being there...means so much and I love ya babe! |
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