| charlie9876 :
I dont bite unless asked............ |
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| City |
near glasgow - Scotland |
| Area |
United Kingdom |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Aquarius |
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Height | 5' 9" (175 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Man
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Who is Looking
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Friends |
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| Smoker? |
Occasionally |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
tell yi one day ! |
| Smarts |
N/A |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
Yes |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
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Im a fun loving easy going, caring 37 year old looking fun, ive been single a while and i guess its time to get out and enjoy life a bit more as my kids are getting older, i would love 2 hear from all you single guys ! so why not drop me a line or 2 and maybe we can chat !
Im looking for a smart sexy guy who knows how to treat a woman ! like a prinsess out the bedroom and a **** in the bedroom ! lol
Wen girls drink too much .......
1. We hav absolutely no idea where our purse is !
2. We believe that dancing with our arms over our head and wiggling our a*** while yelling woo-hoo is truly the sexiest dance move around !
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too !
4. In our last trip 2 the toilet we realise that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just 4 hours ago !
5. We drop our 3 a.m submarine sandwich on the floor ( which were eating even though were not the least bit hungry) pick it up and carry on eating it !
6. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much !
7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down everytime a new song plays because "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us !
9. Our eyes just dont seem to want to stay open on their own so we keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy !
10. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it !
11. We yell at the bartender who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade but thats just because we can no longer taste the Vodka !
12. We start every conversation with a booming, "Dont take this the wrong way but..."
13. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves !
14. We are tired so we just sit on the floor (wherever we happen to be standing) and take a quick rest !
15. We take our shoes off because we believe its their fault that were having problems with walking straight !
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| | First Date |
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My first date i wanna meet up n do something diffrent something fun and competetive like a gokart race or something maybe iceskating or a day at M & Ds see who can go on the most rides without pukking there guts lol
WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
NOW when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
KNOW YOU KNOW JACK SCHITT |
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