WARNING!!!!! WARNING!!!!!! WARNING!!!!! WARNING!!!! WARNING !!!!

IF YOU DON'T LIKE TO READ. SKIP THIS SECTION AND JUST LOOK AT THE PICTURES. Don't say I didn't WARN you.

Yes I know its long compared to others, but who cares if your a fun loving woman looking for a fun loving man to take care of you. Everyone online is fun loving and looking for someone special. How can you get to know what a person is like, when they all use the same line. Different profile, different picture but the same boring comments on who they are. I am different and my profile is worth the read.



Hello, WHO am I talking to.
If you don't put up a picture, your just wasting your time, because like it or not, no one will respond.

PICTURES - Personally, I am NOT INTERESTED in dating your Car, Quad, Skidoo or your dog. I want to see a recent face shot of you and for the love of GOD, smile and enjoy having your picture taken. Your not in a holding cell waiting for your lawyer to show up. ARE you????

SPELLING - If you can't spell or can't write a complete sentence, then you look uneducated. Use the whole word and not slang or bits and pieces of the word, hoping that everyone else know what your trying to say. SWF WC W SM WD. Use SPELL CHECK that's what it is there for.

Favorites - Big Deal!!!!!!! I hope that when you put me on as a favorite, you don't expect me to answer. If one thing should be removed off of POF, its this Favorites accounting system.

Yes I am on a 100+ favorites, but in reality, only maybe 20 of those guys ever contacted me. I keep deleting and they keep putting me back on. I give up. I like guys that have the guts to email me and at least say hello.



WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR IN A GUY:
I am looking for a buddy to hang out with, a pal to go to movies with and friend to go out with for dinner and dancing. Every relationship starts off with friendship and chemistry. If it does grow into more, then great, but if it doesn't, a good friend is just as important to me.

I prefer a real clean cut, physically fit gentleman, one that knows how to treat a lady, opens car doors, pulls the chair out for you, someone who is a romantic at heart and not afraid to show his affection for you.

I like strong guys, I love being held, I like a nice smile, a full head of hair (to run my fingers through) good athletic body, must smell good, and have a good sense of humour. Someone that is thoughtful, intelligent, decent manners, good hygiene (Yes - You should shower before going on a date) and has a lot of ambition in life and the motivation to do their very best.

I am looking for someone who can make me laugh so hard that tears are running and my stomach hurts. Someone who makes my heart pound and butterflies fly in my stomach when he smiles at me. Someone who calls just to hear my voice because he's been thinking of me all day and can't wait to see me. Someone that gives me a hug because he is happy to see me and wants to hold my hand because he doesn't want to let me go for a minute.

WHO I AM:
I'm down to earth, energetic, and I strongly believe in being a good person no matter what time of year it is. I am a flirt, love to laugh and love life. I try to live life to the fullest, today is a blessing, you never know what tomorrow may bring.

(Karma!) I am currently on my second list of 'Things I've never done and would really like to try!' As a individual, I do not judge people by their appearances or social status. I only judge them by how they act as a person.

I enjoy a good movie, reading, dancing, window shopping, road trips, camping, roller blading, just walking down by the river, snuggling in front of the TV, just about anything.The smell of fresh cut grass, the colors the trees turn in the fall and how everything looks so beautiful just after it snows.

I believe my profile and pictures give you a idea as to who I am. Am I perfect? NO, not at all.
Do I know what is attractive to me, Yes. I have a pretty good idea what I find attractive in the opposite sex.
Do I expect perfection from You? No, I am not perfect so I will not ask for perfection, but I am looking for someone who in my eyes are perfect for me.
What you see, is what you get, wrinkles and all.

I am a softy but not a push over. Treat me with love and respect, and you will get it back a 100 times over. I believe I have my priorities and head on straight. I am looking for someone special to spend my life with. I am hoping to meet that special person who will share both the good times and the bad times with me and have a relationship that will grow.

I hope this gives you a general idea of who I am. If you wish to chat, then please email me, if I am not what you are looking for, then I hope you all the best.


If you can't take a joke, then Stop reading here.

Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on a tree. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men...men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes and it's up to women to stomp the "S.H.I.T." out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

The point of this joke is not to offend anyone, but to realize that good things come to those who wait and those who reach for the top of the tree. Never be afraid of falling and getting hurt, because you just might miss out on the best apple on the tree.

May you all find your apple.

A first date would be meeting up for dinner and talking. I will definitely let you know if I am interested in you by telling you up front that I would like to see you again.

By the end of the evening we should know if there is some type of connection there. A friendship connection is just as important as a possible future love match. Friendship can last forever. However if there is a more stronger connection between us then we would go from there and see where it leads us.