Hello, beautiful fish on Plenty of Women. After trying for a long time to meet a girl in real life and not succeeding, I have finally caved and made a profile here. I'm not sure what I was doing wrong... Most of the time I would go up and introduce myself and then try to use a pick up line but get rejected immediately. Some of the best lines I had were:

Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I put the STD in stud now all I need is U

I guess what I'm looking to do here is talk to some women about my penis and then send them pictures of it when they don't want to see it because I hear that's the normal thing to do on PoF. Also, if I send you a message and you don't reply to it, you can expect 5 more asking why you didn't reply and what you think is wrong with me, and containing reasons why you should think I'm a creepy person in real life. I heard this is also normal on PoF.

JESUS IS MY ROCK

I've never been on a date