You are most welcome to say "Hello". I do not bite. I did that once and for my trouble got a case of the heebie jeebies. They told me the next time I might end up with the incurable hurkey lurkeys .... eeeew!

If I email you first and you are much younger than me or consider yourself one of the beautiful people, please do not assume that I am hitting on you or interested in you. I have been on POF for awhile now and to me, it has turned into plenty of friends.

I make, take or dish out my own luck, fate and destiny, as I see fit.

When I retire (albeit 20 years from now) I will have a house on the beach, big double doors open, windows that reach from floor to ceiling wide open, curtains gently blowing in the wonderful breeze from the ocean, sunlight shimmering off the waves, shattering into a million glittering diamonds ... and I can also envision myself telling everyone that stops by to visit ... YES, it's a house made out of sand! What did you think I meant when I said I had a beach house?

Why must everything be so damn boring and monotonous? Or is it just me?


Has it occured to you that if you keep attracting the same WRONG sort of person over and over, the only constant in that equation is YOU!

I hated to point that out, okay, really I didn't!


And speaking of pointing things out, it's a fact that being perfectly healthy is merely the slowest possible way of dieing. So as for me, I'm going to eat my wings while their still hottt and drink my beer while it's still cold. So come on, grab the stool next to me, sit a spell, let's eat, drink and be merry!

Everyone feeling Mary? Well Mary got pi$$ed and left.
Everyone jumping for Joy? Well Joy jumped first!

I'm a tad sardonic, sarcastic, ironic and Heaven knows I can be obscure to the point that even I DON'T GET IT!

If you are offended, don't be!! Just be gone with ye!!!

I'm really quite busy having a bit of fun here (and in real life too ~coo coo ca choo)and won't put up with any self righteous, holier than thou nonsense.

ENTJ: The Evil Overlord

The ENTJ is best characterized by her charisma, her ability to grasp complex situations and to think flexibly and creatively, her keen and active intelligence, and her overwhelming desire to crush the world beneath her boot. ENTJs are naturally outgoing and love the company of other people, particulalry minions, henchmen, slaves, and the others they rule with ruthless efficiency.

Some people see the glass as half full, some people see the glass as half empty.
Me? I'm wondering where in the hell the other half of my beer is???!!!

I will be attending the group gatherings of POF in Ohio and bordering states. But not to find someone, a long lost love, a knight in shining armour, blah blah blah. I just wanna have some fun, hang out, meet new people!! If I happen to meet someone interesting along the way, GREAT!! If I don't, I will still be having fun!!

I do so too have friends, and no, I don't have to pay them.
We get together and do nothing all the time, sometimes even without each other or anything to do it with. They really know how to have a good time, ya know what I mean jelly bean?

Speaking of jelly beans, some failed jelly bean flavors are:
Tacos
Dog Food
Febreeze
Sausage
Gin
Fishsticks
Sex Lube
Gasoline
Gravy
Old Books

Say something original, something different, something YOU!

hmmm .. unless you all are sheep ...baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Have you any wool ?
Someone cover my eyes please. This I don't wanna see ....

Okay, it is rather hard to keep my attention focused here .... moving right along!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Many people think I have went crazy ... it was a ... ... D A M N short trip!! We're HERE dahlings'!!!

You know the old saying don't sweat the petty things?
Well I'm of the mind that you don't pet the sweaty things.

And an afterthought if you will ... Do you think Koala Bear farts smell like cough drops? Lemee know!