So, things didn't work out with Jimbo Jones, so I though I would try to find my next victim online...

If this is a wish list, I would like to meet someone who is very smart, and great to talk to, preferably with a dark sense of humour. He should be loyal to his friends and family and at least strive to be honest with himself and others. He should have a job or some regular and adequate means of support. He should be reasonably happy and content with life.

I have a wonderful family and great friends, a good career, and a beautiful 11 year old daughter. My high-minded pursuits include: music and culture, science, visual arts, literature, theater, architecture and design. I love lying in bed on Sunday morning with the entire New York Times newspaper spread out around me.

My low-brow tastes tend towards Hockey Night in Canada, playing poker and/or blackjack at various casinos, smoking pot, eating fries and gravy for breakfast (with a pint of cheap swill on the side), watching the Trailer Park Boys, and having sex in public.

I enjoy camping and the great outdoors (as long as I get creature comforts like my own pillow and running water...) My life-long dream is to one day own a massive RV - and to use it as a commuter vehicle.

I am a bit of a girly girl, I re-apply my lipstick at unreasonable and impractical times, I own way too many pairs of shoes, and I mostly refuse to dress appropriately for the weather.

I am sexy, pretty d*mn kinky and very open minded. I am not content to be quiet about what turns me on, and I expect the same from you!

First, we steal the collection-plate money from my dad's church...

(Don't worry - if we get caught, I'll let you take all the blame...)