Well, it's come to this has it - people getting together and communicating thru technology! Romance thru science! OK, I'll byte (intentional......you knew that!)

Well, my profile fairly well states the stats, so you should read it! I suppose the kinda girl I seem to get along with would be a little sassy, challenging, a bit quirky and open to adventure....and is easier on the eyes than say, Roseanne Barr? (am I gonna get sued for slandor now?) Think a little Sarah Silverman dork seasoned with Sandra Bullock charm sprinkled with Sarah Connors' strength!

As I am recently out of a long-term relationship, I'm not in any hurry to jump back into one. Having said that, if I meet someone on here that I really click with, I am definitely not opposed to long term. I'll let fate decide whether it's our destiny to grow old together, with missing hair and teeth (well, me mostly) - sitting on a porch in some redneck town with a pink house and dog with a drooling problem!!..... well, fate works in mysterious ways!!

If you are energetic, creative and clever - cute's always good too! you should reply! NO! - forget maybe - if you meet my casual criteria, just do it!! Life's too short to hesitate - we could be jumping out of a plane right now if only you'd be bold and willing! She who hesitates, misses out on the possibility of lunch on me (ancient Himalayan proverb......I swear!)

I'm a bit off-the-wall...but in a good way. I love opening my mind to new things...lifes too short to be bored. Skydiving, rock-climbing, surfing, white-water rafting >>> things I'd like to do before I die! Anyone bold enough to join me?

If you think Shawshank Redemption was better than Forrest Gump (which, incidentally won the best picture that year - RIP OFF) and you think the scene in Swingers where he (Jon Favreau) just can't get his number on the machine in time - is stellar, well you're a very special person! And that scene in Ferris Bueller where he's riding the float singing to Twist and Shout makes you smile....if you're THAT kind of person, we'd gel nicely! The kind of person that might enjoy people watching with me at my favorite coffee shop on a rainy afternoon - or sunny Sunday......which used to be 'Bucks but is now Caffe Artigiano. I can usually be found there sipping a Spanish Latte....iced, when it hits 20C!

One thing I find cool about this site is the 'favorites' section. I figure it's a way to say 'Hi - I saw you and thought you were the cats' meow!' So, if you think I might be worthy of your time, feel free to add me. I will do the same if I feel we may be a match. How simple is that? Flirting, in binary!

Here's a little something to make you all warm and fuzzy......TRY to find something here untrue......'c'mon - I dare ya!!

Girl facts:
When she wants a hug, she will just stand there.
When you break a girls heart, she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers, "I'm fine" after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful.
When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
When a girl says, "I miss you" no one in this world can miss you more than that.
When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever.

Guy Facts:
When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.
When a guy is quiet, he's listening to you.
When a guy is not arguing, he realizes he's wrong.
When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a few minutes, he means it.
When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.
When you're laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world (my fave!)
When a guy calls you everyday, he is in love.
When a good guy tells you he loves you, he means it.
When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till you're done.
When a guy says, "I miss you" he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.

Hope you found some truths' in there.......they're not all 'mine' - but a few gems are.......guess which and win!!

Now, that wasn't so long, was it??!

Well, this wouldn't be a date, per se, but rather the opportunity to act graceful -all the while we're both scrambling in our heads thinking of things to say that'll sound clever/cool/creative or interesting to the other.........so let's keep this part open ended for now.........with the possibility of go-carting, bowling, the zoo or spelunking at English Bay over aforementioned java!!

Or just some gelato from that place in east Van with 150 flavors? I'll have the chili-chocolate!