hi , i was a complete novice at this 10 months ago and nothing has changed ,so please bear with me whem it comes to poor descriptions of myself and really serious typos ! at 39 i became a single man for the 3rd time in my life and work far to hard to do any kind of socialising without a friend accompanying me ( thus having to be a spare bod until it suits them )so i thought i would delve , however briefly , into the arcane and totally mysterious world (to me at least ) of online friendships and relationships ! if anyone out there desires to know any more about me , my life , my desires and aspirations and can decypher this please drop me a line and open up some kind of communication(dialogue) link ! what i have come to realise , on my brief trips in and out of this world , is that most of the people on here have a grievance with humanity and the male gender in particular ! if you have a brain and are prepared to use it without malicious aforethought , then i would be more than happy to strike up a conversation ! if not , then please ruminate on your misery by yourself ! in anticipation !

a choice between scaring the pants off each other or stuffing our faces as we have starved for days in anticipation ! shock me , earth worms ,hedgehog or even worse , golf !