Is this profile part totally pointless Mmm :0- ... of course please feel free to explain if you think other wise????

Working on the principle that I am extremely ugly and drag my knuckles like any "Homo erectus" ooo that means a cheeki chimp! ... Now with that description you can't say I'm not down to earth mmm I know you’re impressed :0)

Of course I have impeccable table manners, which allows me to peel a banana with a fork and knife! Clever EH!! ... Fabulous Party piece darlin!

As for true etiquette to towards the female of the species ... I'm brilliant at putting the seat down for her and washing hands ... OH!!! What ever happened to personal hygiene these days! .... Jungles wipes supplied or paw jelly :0)

Another one of my delightful skills is Burping! & Grunting uh! Uh! ... Another plus that seems to impress the ladies these days, I shutter to think why! ... Oops 'Pardon Mio'

Therefore, if you’re a cheeki female chimp who "truly" wishes to meet her 'Alpha match' THE PLUS if you can see past the profile then a dream date may await both of us ... swing by on the grape vine and say elooo :0)

SMALL RANT P.S ... Mmm If we all knew the type of person that we wished for "what are we all doing on here" ... the person you think is your type is probably not ... Anon

snakes & ladders :0) heads or tails :0) ... not to make judgemental too quickly ... you know those pregnant pause's may just be a good sign but then again a LOOPY LAUGHING SESSION neva hurt ... calm down!!!