Ok, let me start off by saying one thing: If you could only message ONE guy in this whole place, you should pick me.

Now if that previous sentence doesn't win you over, nothing will! :p

Ok, straight off the bat, since people like to ask this, and not read the whole "Profession: Project Manager/Assassin for hire" on the top ...do I have a job? The answer is: yes. And, it's a good job. And no, I’m not really an assassin for hire (And more importantly, if I was, would I tell you?). But if suspension of disbelief is your thing, then hey, why not!

While I’m at it, let’s kill the second most asked question I get. The infamous "What do you like to do?” I usually respond by saying "clubbing baby seals", but that always seems to infuriate the P.E.T.A-loving girls on this site, so asides from the usual "I like to hang out with friends, listen to music, watch movies, and just relax" answer that everyone gives; what do I like to do? I like to drink Pina Coladas while relaxing on a hammock in the Bahamas, visit ancient sites in countries such as Greece, Japan, and Romania, hike in Amazon rainforests and Asian deserts. But you know what, unfortunately, 2-weeks vacation isn’t going to cover the other 50-weeks of the year, in which I do jack in comparison.

So to make short of this, what I like to do? Most likely answer: exact same as you.

Ok, Ok, seriously though, a bit about me: I'm a funny (well, I hope!), thoughtful, and caring guy. Hobbies of mine include playing tennis poorly, hanging with friends, playing games (as in PS2 and wii!), watching movies or any other sort of social activity (Ok, movies...maybe not such a social activity).

Summing this all up: if you read my profile, and want to learn more (This sentence is starting to turn into one of those NBC “The more you know” commercials), send me a line, link me up, or whatever the heck all the cool kids are saying nowadays. Chances are, just like you, if I’m interested, I'll respond.

Oh, and a few things to mention that bother me (just a few friendly pointers ;)

a.) If you are messaging me, and the photo is of you in your wedding dress, don't bother...I know you look beautiful, and it was that perfect day when you married that perfec...oh, wait nevermind.

b.) People who message people and say "I don't play games". Like anyone who is playing games with you is going to tell you!

c.) A job description of "Professional" sounds like a hitman or hooker, not an ambiguous title for a dedicated working woman.

d.) People who email me saying "I like talking to you, you remind me of one of my ex-boyfriends" ....ummm...howabout no.

e.) People who email me multiple times with 'But I know if you give me a chance, we would be great together'; When you say that, you don't ever have to worry that you may one day become a stalker, you're already well on your way!

f.) If you are batsh*t crazy. From a light case of multiple personalities to 'I like to throw peanut butter toast up in the air and make them stick to the ceiling' to forgetting your cell phone in my car then sending me death threats because you think I'm holding your 10 dollar Nokia phone for ransom. :)

Side note: but...if you put model, then you tell me you're a pole dancer....it's not the same thing sugarplum. ;)

Ok, first you go around to the front of the bank, and distract the teller with your "womanly" charms. That's when I'll use my "covert skills" to bypass the security cameras, sneak into the vault, where I'll set up the explosives on it's weak points. Then, after the vault gets taken out, I'll grab the money, and you run to the back of the bank and meet me at the rendezvous point (Getaway car in front of Chuck E' Cheese..note to self: Good place for second date), we take the car, outrun the cops, helicopters, numerous barricades, and it's home free!