I'm that guy sitting in the corner of your coffee shop with a book to his face, secretly scanning the room ever so subtly, listening in on other people's conversations, laughing at others' jokes. The book, the cover with a cover, is an old literary classic and I've not really read it. Coles notes gives me a few safety lines, just in case.

Every so often I like to walk into trendy sushi places when the streets are teeming with trendy people. What is rarely seen is how I slip out the back because, quite frankly, I can't stand the stuff. As long as people notice the entrance.

I like to be ostentatious by using words such as ostentatious.

I like listening to obscure bands no one's ever heard of. If on the off-chance one of these bands becomes popular they are taken off all of my playlists and deleted from any and all of my mp3 players because popularity has somehow changed the quality of the music. It works retroactively too. It's a proven fact.

I go to the gym to work my ocular muscles. Pretty much the same thing as the coffee shop but only slightly less creepy.

I am sometimes sarcastic. Sometimes.

I am all manner of geek.

I love all kinds of music but most hip hop/country/death metal gives me heartburn.

I am pretty much open to all genres of movies.

Books are wonderful.

I can skate like Wayne Gretzky (when he was like..5) on ice but I have yet to try inline skating. Wish me luck.

I am very fond of lists.

Road biking in the future.

Half this "about me" section is for shits and giggles. Bet you can't guess which.

Great icebreaker: If ever you see me out in the city, slap me in the back of the head. That way I'll know you're from this site and happily engage in a conversation with you.

Coffee is too great.

My heart weeps at the inability to use those new fancy shmancy themes. Guess which one I wanted to use.

I am agnostic, not atheistic.

The hardest part of a zombie apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited.

It's rare that I turn off my humourous mode. Hey, it's either that or my angsty, dark, brooding self lamenting the days I've had to live...oooh fie this world.

Enough randomicity and randomnation.

Inline skating, and biking all over the place. Having coffee all over the place. Star Trek convention. Stars Wars convention. Comicon. Scrabble tournaments. Paper Rock Scissors tournaments. Crashing wedding parties for free food and booze (if they have an open bar). Photo bombing people around the touristy places.