I’m looking for the girl of my dreams, but cannot find her as it seems
(single blonde, blue eyed, hott and rich! not asking much!)
Thats because at first i might be shy, dont worry i wont bite! do come say hi!
(unless u want me too)
Well, first of all a little about me, i’m 5’11 in height and weigh around 193*
(*not real weight needed it for rhyme)
I like to play ball, bike and swim, so I hope also u like to go to the gym
(no big mamas please)
I like to have fun and think that i’m fit, and not to shabby with my smarts and my wit.
(self explanatory)
A have a house, a job and even a car, no wife no kids and no problems at the bar.
(see)
So I guess i’m here out to go fishing, so don’t have to go out with the boys* and keep wishing
(don’t worry boys, ill still come out!)
We can become friends in the very start but if all goes well I’ll promise u, my soul and my heart
(cheese)
I can also be bad and sort of a tease, but also good mannered and always say my thank you’s and please.
(more cheese)
Your mom will love me, your dad and dog too, just as long as I bring u back home before 2:00
(heheh)(no quickies here)(well, sometimes)
Im fairly good looking some might say, im all this and not even gay!
(really)
So what’s the problem then, that u might think, “oh! I know, he must stink!"
(Ummm not!)
Well, its not that! Im just a tad bit too picky, just want a blonde with big boobs, and likes to get jiggy!
(with her twin sister nickey who likes to licky and give hickies and sweat all night till it gets icky etc : )
I can keep on going but it might go too long, just a note, don’t like smokers and chicks on the bong.
(cracks fine)
I think this description is coming to the end, if u like, write me an email and press send
(hotties only need apply)
And don’t forget to send me a few pics, and sorry dudes i'm only into hott chicks
(still not gay)
and finally with lots of luck, I’ll find a chick who also likes to ......... sleep!!
(u perv! What were u thinking!)
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