YOU WOULDN'T WORRY WHAT PEOPLE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU IF YOU KNEW HOW OFTEN THEY DID!!

Currently in France until Spring 2010, came over to spend some time with my sister that was long over due. I am from England, lived in London for 26 years before venturing across the pond in 1985 to play and coach soccer. I work in the Annuity business plus 3 other ventures that keep me busy. I love cars and travel, wouldn't mind a small place here in France to be honest as a vacation get a way, I also like Aransas Pass, just beautiful down there on the water.

Joke!!!



A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Bob,
about to be cremated,
and made a startling discovery.
Bob had the largest private part
he had ever seen!

'I'm sorry Mr. Bob,' the mortician
commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated
with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity.'

So, he removed it,
stuffed it into his briefcase,
and took it home.

'I have something to show
you won't believe,' he said to his wife,
opening his briefcase.

'My God!' the wife exclaimed,
'Bob is dead!'

First date, I love just about every kind of food there is so having dinner would be nice. That would give us a chance to talk.