This whole "describe yourself" thing is hard for me because it's basically a sales pitch and I'm not a salesman by nature. I guess I'll start by saying - I am the definition of insanity, but I'm not crazy. .... well, at least not in a BAD way...

Speaking of not crazy, I'm also not a jerk.

Of course - just like everyone here - I'm like a Transformer - "more than meets the eye." It's sort of an important disclaimer because I am a little difficult to get to know.

Now on to the boring stuff!

Everyone asks people what they do for fun. Well, fun is the company I keep and not the activity that surrounds us, so I'm just as happy being home with good friends as I am in a nightclub with the same crowd. I am shy for a while but that fades fast as soon as I learn you're someone I like and can count on.
The amount of drama I allow in my life is about 25 minutes per week which is obtained by watching The Jerry Springer Show for five minutes per day in the breakroom at work - so please don't increase it 'cause the last thing I want to do is miss the The Springer show! Ok, not really - I dislike most talk shows and I tend to avoid TV all together.
Cliche here, but I'm an honest person. I'm kind to my four-footed friends but NOT the crazy cat lady (yet - lol). Actually, the Simpson's crazy cat lady is really funny, but becoming her is still not my main goal in life, nor is being a "lifer" on this site.

I don't discount anyone or anything until I have quite a bit of information.

So - if you've actually read this and paid attention, feel free to email or IM me and we'll take it from there, but be prepared because at times I ask a lot of questions and some are quite off the wall. (=