so i guess you want to know who i am. i wish i knew. i drink too much coffee. i move a lot. like a lot. i am probably one of the most accepting people you'll ever meet. i say weird things. i do weird things. i'm your classic 'comes off as over confident and funny to hide his own insecurities' guy. i don't understand the world. you have to do something very impressive and probably on purpose to get me mad. i'm smart. i know a little bit about a whole lot of things. i know a whole lot about a few things. i'm good with my hands. i make jokes when i'm nervous. i'm falling apart. i should have been dead a few times. if i know something bugs you, i'll exploit it to get a rise out of you, but only if you can take it as a joke. i don't think the fact that i have tattoos or piercings or spiky hair makes me (or anyone else for that matter) any less professional or capable of doing something. i am capable of more than you think. i am capable of more than i think. still there is so much i wish i could do. i love music (don't we all). i'm not going to list who/what i listen to in hopes to get your approval. i fall in love way too fast. i like to draw, but i'm not any good. i like to play guitar and bass, but i'm not any good. i suck at sleeping. yes, it's possible to suck at sleeping. i would rather be 20 minutes early than 2 minutes late. i will go to ridiculous lengths for other people. i'm sorry for everything. right now i'm sorry that this is so long and broken up and random. and i'm sorry that the next section will probably be no better.

any preferred first date would have a lot to do with the person you're on it with. instead of describing a first date, i'll describe who i would like to be going on the first date with me.

i would like someone who can put up with me. i would like someone who can keep up with me. i would like someone who i can teach things to. someone who can teach me things. someone who will cuddle with me when it's cold. someone who will look into my eyes when cuddling and have a 20 minute "yo momma" joke fight with me. someone who will watch cartoons with me in the middle of the night. someone who won't look at me funny when i say something weird. someone who will fire back something weirder than what i just said and make me choke on my coffee. someone who will be happy holding my hand. someone who looks just as cute with no makeup and bed hair. someone who doesn't feel the need to spend hours in front of the mirror trying to improve themselves with too much makeup. someone who will sit in my lap when the rest of the couch is available. someone who will wrestle me. someone who will know that when i bring you that rose, i stood outside the flower store for half an hour kicking rocks on the sidewalk trying to convince myself that you weren't gonna laugh at me and call me a dork, that i blushed when the lady at the cash asked me who it was for. someone who will know how far i am from perfect. someone who is happy with that. someone who just might have had the stamina to read all of this. someone who might still wanna message me.

Female
Age between 18 and 46
Live in Canada
Live within 75 miles.
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