Me:
I enjoy the simple things in life, food and good company. All the other stuff stems from the previous two. Not big into clubbing, it gets pretty dull. I dont fall into the Russian "must drink Vodka and eat pickle" stereotype. I prefer beer and crackers, jks. I am witty,sarcastic, and somewhat intelligent.

You:
I am looking for a person who is easy to get along with, open-minded, and most importantly optimistic. I am looking for a woman who is witty and sarcastic, if you cant handle a few jokes then stay away. I think tasteful sarcasm is great in a relationship and keeps things interesting. I would like to meet a person who is as ambitious as I am, preferably over the age of 19. I value my health and therefore do not smoke so i expect the same from you.

We would likely go to grab some food or drinks and get to know each other. There is no reason to have elaborate first dates since the whole point is to get to know each other. We would not go see a movie since that defeats the whole purpose of talking to each other. I am a big fan of picnics!