So if you have clicked onto my profile you either agree with 99% of males who also think my mum/dad did a good job of making me this hot or you have a *special* nervous twitch in your digits....either way welcome aboard there is no discrimination here!

So I am going to just throw this out here and say basically if your male, with a heartbeat and your own set of teeth...your my cuppa tea....no, really....ok, ok I do actually have some points of interest which are worth running by before you consider mailing me, because really it kills me ignoring peoples messages.

1. My friends didn't nickname me "the bloodhound" for nothing, after having a taste I can now smell boiled bunny from a mile off, even if it's covered up with some over-rated aftershave...do not attempt contact, I know, your know, I know!

2. I've had deeper baths than some people's standards, so if your looking for arm candy I'm totally not your woman...the lord did bless me with looks, but I also have a personailty, intellect, humour and small feet!

3. If you classify someone "who looks after" themselves as having a "tight body" then really, again, I'm not going to be your woman...I'm mentally balanced with morals and I have a bath at least once a year...what more can a woman do!

4. Text speak and chavness brings me out in a rash.....scabies or something similar.


So if you want to know more about me look up "awesomenesses" in the dictionary and if the stars align in the north east of your wet ear then mail me as we're be good to go!

I think it's important on a first date not to get to serious so I would insist you cleaned my house and did my ironing and then tackle the gardening on the second date....like I said we dont want you over doing it.....