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oldfashiondude : Handy Man
City
McHenry Illinois
Sign
Aries
Height
5' 9" (175 cm)
Age
52 year old Man
Smoker?
No
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Mixed Color hair
Body Type
Athletic
Religion
Christian - other
Save a horse ride a harley
dating
                
 
 
I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Long Term

Do you drink?
No
Marital Status
Divorced
Profession
Um no job currently
Smarts
Some college
Do you want children?
Does not want children
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
All my kids are over 18
Do you have a car?
Yes
 
Interests
Fixing up what ever is broke
About Me
OK ladies I'm your mr fixit you have been looking for. As you can see from my pictures Im no sloutch and can get the job done. I been around awhile so I expect you to have something other than your a female to offer. That might have worked in our 20's but not anymore. Yeah Yeah I know you all say your just want a guy to love and respect you. Do you think for one minute we buy that line? So how many guys have you been through since your divorce? Telling me your a good catch does not impress me. What impresses me is that YOUR NOT a regular member of the catch and release program! LOL. Seriously a women who can attract a man is nothing special. Um duh it has been that way since creation. The cool thing is the tables finally turn in our favor for us guys as we get older. Can you say karma.
I can and will be very in tune with your needs,desires,& ambitons but not if your being a nag and complaining about every little thing that doesn't go your way. LOL Physically I am in very good shape and can and will rock your world in that department. I am also very picky do you think you have what it takes? I am NOT looking for a 6 month to 2 year relationship. If you think you do have what it takes let's make it forever. Also and this is important, what all your X's have to say about you is what you are all about. Not what all you lady friends and relatives say. Come on now be honest you know I am right. Think about it, if you are as great as you tell everyone how come you alone again and looking hhhmmm? Yeah Yeah I know there are a lot of jerks out there but have you figured out why you keep getting involved them? I am far from your average guy so get a grip on your emotions as you are reading this and let me know when you want to meet.

First Date
Let me pick you up in my carriage. I got extra electric in it now so we can heat up some chicken nuggets and tater tots in the micro wave for lunch while we cruise over to see whats on sale at the dollar store. After that we can go watch movies all afternoon at the discount cinema, you only have to pay for the first show then sneak into the rest! Later on for dinner we can go wine tasting and eat off the buffet at costco !











OK OK I hope everyone realizes this is a joke. I just decided to mix up my profile for a couple of days. I am really nice guy. I am not your stereo type guy, so you should not be your stereo type girl. Besides my sisters tell me that the average women doesn't look past the first picture and or the profession listed. So if you read this far you are way above average and we should talk. I hope to hear from you.
Mail Settings (To message oldfashiondude you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Female
Age between 40 and 55
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke

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