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Age: 23
Dating
The1andOnlyWozz The Clownfish: Taking Wishes lol
City
London Ontario
Sign
Aquarius
Height
6' 4" (193 cm)
Age
25 year old Man
Smoker?
No
Ethnicity
European with Blond hair
Body Type
Athletic
Religion
Non-Religious
some random bar in T. on my bday
dating
            
 
 
I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Dating

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Single
Profession
cook
Smarts
N/A
Do you want children?
Yes
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
N/A
 
Interests
Hip HopClassic RockMovies
cookingJon StewartStephen Colbert
South ParkSimpsonsDave Chapelle
Dane CookSeinfeldFamily Guy
DexterCalifornication
About Me
I work hard for what I have and love what I do. I know to relax and cut loose when the time calls for it.
I'm straight forward and right to the point. It may sounds rude sometimes but I'm not gonna sugar coat anything, so if you can't handle a dose of reality then you've got the wrong attitude.
I can be sarcastic or witty, all depends on the moment, usually I'm the guy who has said the obsurdest thing, but gets everyone laughing.

Hello

1-I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme of ways to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean upon the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble
Got hit with a bottle
And put in the hospital, for talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcome with my thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type
(rpt 1, 1)

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really wack, What
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is the bomb night
With a hood rat you can hold tight
But really tho' on figuero
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'm gonna have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 to the 105
Get off on Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive
Livin' in a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my

I wish I was a little bit taller...
I wish I was a baller...
I wish I was a little bit taller y'all
I wish I was a baller

Hey, I wish I had my way
'Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names
Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine
Yo you know that's on the real
So if you're down on your luck
Then you should know just how I feel
Cause if you don't want me around
See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound
Hey, you, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
Everybody wants to get down like that

I wish, I wish, I wish...

The1andOnlyWozz has 2 roses that can be sent.

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