Here's the deal. I've been single for 5 years.I'm nearly 40 and still have a good head of hair, most of my teeth and control of all bodily functions. I have a wicked sense of humour...I'm an amateur comedian, so it helps to be funny, or else, what's the point? I'm also not too hard on the eyes, unless my mirrors are lying to me haha.

I am looking to meet someone who can help me enjoy the simple pleasures in life again. I'm not just looking to touch your goodies or to have a great story to tell my friends, or an audience. I want to meet someone who enjoys having fun...which seems like a lost art to some people.

I'm really easy going...maybe too easy going. I enjoy just about everything except gay sex...and seafood. Of course, I haven't really tried either, other than fish and chips and the odd shrimp ring.

I have 3 kids. I think they are trying to kill me. So far, it's not working. I think they're gearing up for something big though. I can feel it coming. Like a perfect storm. I love them to death though...cuz I'm just a big softy.

If you are looking for something that starts out slow, then builds from there, like a gas bubble or a forest fire, then maybe, just maybe...I'm your man.

I'm easy to please. I enjoy just about everything...except wrestling and UFC. I'm still ok with KFC though.
A walk on the beach (cliched, but still nice), live music, karaoke, stand-up comedy, a movie at the theatre or at home, or just a quiet dinner somewhere. It's all good to me.