Profession
Self Employed Embroider
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
About Me
6ft Gorilla...meek as a Lamb, timid as a Rabbit, silly as a Penguin, and hugs like a Bear. I'm owned by two Dauchshunds and a mutt who have me well trained. I'm a devout Catholic and attend Mass each Sunday. I don't watch Monday Night Football and could care less who wins the Superbowl - give me an old movie on the DVD any day! Once a month I host a screening of a 16mm feature movie - on those nights it's BYOB (does not have to be alcohol), first come first seated, no smoking in doors, Papa John's pizza and other heart unhealthy snacks provided. Sports-wise I like to go to Hockey games. I love going treasure hunting at Thrift Stores, Flea Markets, and Used Book Stores.
By profession I design custom embroidery for baseball caps and polo shirts. I quit my day job in May and am running my own business with licensed software and a multi needle sewing machine at home.
Bad Habbits: I like to drink milk out of the carton, and I shoot "the bird" at any yellow light through which I drive. Why am I mentioning bad habbits? Because you want honesty.
Are you looking for that "laid back, down to Earth" guy? Like the guy you just divorced? Sorry, you'll have to keep looking. I'm just a man. I sweat. I snore. If I consumed a beer and a hard boiled egg you don't want to be anywhere near me 8 hours later. Why am I saying this? Because you want honesty. How honest is your profile?
I'm in the process of writing a SF/F/Romance novel. Care to read a sample?
First Date
Dinner and a movie...how about both? The Realto Theater has a staff that brings deceint food to you at your seat in the theater. Is this a great country or what? Afterwards we can take a long walk and cuss/discuss the movie, and work off those heart unhealthy nachos.
Or let's go to Floore's Country Store, Gruene Hall, or The Hangin' Tree to see Gary P. Nunn, Geronimo Trevino, Robert Keen, Chris Wall or Jerry Jeff. I can fake a two step.
Or we can go Disk Golfing at Live Oak park. What I don't want to hear is "On our first date (or any) I'll let the man deceide". Lassie, I'll throw out options but I want your opinion/feed back. I do not presume to make decisions for you.
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