Ok, I've got three options... dressing up a mop in a skirt and calling it "honey", roaming the grocery store hoping to slam my buggy into the cart of "that special someone" that won't punch me in the face after I smashing her produce and spilling it all over the floor, or filling out one of these personal ads and crossing my fingers REALLY HARD. Maybe there are more options for meeting someone, but those three seemed the most rational. The first two didn't work really well, but I'm hoping on this option working! Write me please! It's not that I'm desperate, but I'm really starting to consider asking my imaginary friend for her number. Yes, it's a she! I have every right to choose what sex my imaginary friends are!! Seriously though, I'm a sweet man, financially responsible and believe in a Higher Power that makes me wanna do the right thing. I think I'm outnumbered on this thing by the ratio of men to women, so please send me a note if I might be a person you'd like to get to know better. Oh... and I don't read that "hard to get" stuff very well, so when I feel someone isn't interested, I buzz off. ;-) I think I'm courteous enough to know not to throw pebbles at a woman's window that is double paned with a sign saying "NO ROCK THROWING" over the glass. ;-) I've also noticed that soooo many of the profiles on here say they aren't into games, and I am not either, whatever that means. But I must say, if you aren't brave enough to post pictures of yourself that truly reflect who you are... well, that's a game in and of itself, isn't it? It makes people wonder what else you may be hiding. And the imagination can be FAR worse than reality. Let's just be honest for a change. Don't you agree? Oh. It's very unlikely that I would write a woman first. Guys tend to overwhelm women with responses and I'm sure that gets irritating for the women out there so if you take interest in me, could ya give me a sign or something? Just to let me know you're interested? Then I can write you! :-)

For a first date? Let's have coffee! Just meet somewhere in public and briefly say hi for a few minutes. Then, if there's two way email later, a REAL first date can be set up. :-) That would probably involve dinner out somewhere. Not original, but it wouldn't take much to make me happy if the company was good!