Um I'm not-looking (to start any type of relationship) because I'm going to be back to my world wide wanderings in less than 2 months, or a job far away. So, it's pretty much pointless to contact me, unless you're looking for a riding companion for any type of cycling, locally (gta) in the next 2 months or want to join me and 1 of my bikes going around the world over the next couple of years. But in the meantime, I'll continue my training towards a trade ticket in online personals' profile reading and I'll leave mine up for your entertainment.

Hello, I'm new to this. and I'm here 'cause my friends put me up to it. I've been here before and this isn't a bad way to meet people so I'm back. What can I say here in such a little box. I'm unique because I like music, sports and laughing. And my family and friends are very important to me. I'm easy-going, hard-working and down to earth. No head games and no playas you know who you are. I will tell you later, I will tell you later, I will tell you later. Ask me, ask me. I am much to complicated to be written about in a little box and so few words. So if you want to know anything just ask. I like to laugh and have fun. Send a message you never know.

Opps sorry that's about what everyone says doesn't really say much eh? Let me try again

I've worked in every field, teaching, construction, bicycle repair, coaching, fruit picking, delivery, health, fitness, factory labour.... even used car sales. I am a quick learner and a hard worker. I enjoy new experiences and meeting new people.

Damn wrong profile, let me try again. Third times a charm right?.

Welcome to my world. I am out of shape, fat, lazy. I think I'm going start extreme curling and golf leagues cause they are such intense sports, and everyone should watch em. The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad so I had one more for dessert. After that I called in my EI claim I can't wait for it to run out and collect some welfare so I can get some money to support my addictive habits and pay my credit card. On sunny days I like to sit in and watch reality tv or surf the net looking for my next prey. Even better rewrite history to exclude the travesties cause by all my fore-fathers(I am bi-racial and multicultural), think anyone will publish me. I got a letter form the government the other day, opened it read it it said they were suckers. I hate being active and can't stand self-righteous sporty/adventurous types. Inactivity is good cause you won't injure yourself doing anything risky. Medicine will make a pill to solve all our problems essential problems like ADD and ED. I think we should return to the days of using morphine as a medical drug for all situations mmm mixed with my beer and everything seems so much better...I'm gonna make it a safer place I'm gonna help the human race.... or even better bleeding and balancing bile blood and black humour nothing like losing a couple quarts to clear the mind. Those were the days of good ole days of science, and the planet is flat. Under the cover of dark I like to get out in my HUMMER and mow over some pristine old growth forest and then change my oil in a glacial creek. I drive everywhere, I especially like driving in heavy stop and go traffic so then I get my road-rage action going and then I bring my frustration into the house and act out on my roomies. Never start no static I just get it off my chest I never had to battle no bulletproof vest. I am typically rude, vulgar and very abusive. On rainy days since there are so many of them I like to take some drugs like acid or pcp that make it sunny out, get the munchies and sit around eating junkfood all day. I think most junk food is atkins friendly food. I'm on the run from the law -you've never heard of me OK- and I have to relocate, I got my reservation I spent every dime I could afford like a child in wild anticipation waiting for that all-a-bord. so I'm only looking for a short-term relationship er make that a one night stand.

(prying my tongue out of my cheek) Ummm, that's not true. But it does give you a look at some of the music I listen to as there are 5 lines from 5 of my many favourite songs. It demonstrates some of my humour and some topics that I might know a little bit about but not necessarily an interest. That, I must admit is better than the first attempt. I'd try again but this is getting sort of long. And now for something completely different. Welcome to the middle of the profile; it's time to play find the old image. I've got about 8 pictures up and one of them is nearly 10 years old and the rest were taken in the last 22 months. Can you tell which one is old? If you're correct you can decide whether or not to meet and I'll buy us some cheap tasty food at a non-corporate type restaurant and I'll take the image down and maybe run the contest again or maybe not. Really I'm serious guess the old picture and you have a meal or coffee on me if so desired...no joking this time... my word is bond- ooopppsss that's another old rap song.

A friend suggested that I need to include some description of the type of woman i'm hoping to fine here. Over the last few weeks I've been pondering what I could possibly say to define what I'm looking for but then I did this silly internet personality test on another site that nailed a near perfect description of what I'm looking for and some insight into me:

How to Get Along with Me
Give me companionship, affection, and freedom.
Engage with me in stimulating conversation and laughter.
Appreciate my grand visions and listen to my stories.
Don't try to change my style. Accept me the way I am.
Be responsible for yourself. I dislike clingy or needy people.
Don't tell me what to do.
I'll add competence on two wheels and a serious love of adventure and nature is essential. Knowledge that wheels are for fun as well as getting around and being as free as me (no strong ties to a career, place or dependent people) are a big bonuses. I hear the world calling me to explore it.

What I Like About Being a SEVEN
being optimistic and not letting life's troubles get me down
being spontaneous and free-spirited
being outspoken and outrageous. It's part of the fun.
being generous and trying to make the world a better place
having the guts to take risks and to try exciting adventures
having such varied interests and abilities

What's Hard About Being a SEVEN
not having enough time to do all the things I want
not being able to profit from the benefits that come from specializing; not making a commitment to a career
having a tendency to be ungrounded; getting lost in plans or fantasies
feeling confined when in a 1 to 1 relationship.

The first date????. The fruit normally I give the first one away to be polite and eat the rest myself. mmm dates. Oh wait I've been informed that they mean the other date in which two people who find one another attractive go out together doing various activities and try to figure out if there is potential for a lifetime partnership. Um I haven't been on many... hence the handle- cyclingmonk. Given to me by my quebecois brother from another mother. This has been the story more so in the last 21 months. which was spent, for the most part, moving all the time a 2 month stop in Quebec, 2 months in Pennsylvania and 9 months in SaiGon- not really conducive to building relationships. Cyclingmonk get back on topic... remember date suggestions. I'm pretty open minded about this, a bike ride , run or something active is good. (if it's a bike ride and you scare me at least I'm sure I can get away. I'm very social on a bike and very easy to ride with because I don't have to prove I'm faster been there done that and have the hardware to prove it), Mini golf, bowling... maybe even I hike but that maybe that better for later when you know you can trust the other person. Meeting for a meal or a snack is good too. Even though I don't drink I'm fine with meeting in a tavern a burger and beer- I do it often with friends- they have the beer I have the burger. Combinations are great; mini-golf and a burger, run and cake. Bike n ski (cross-country on a local ski hill because the snow is nicely groomed) with hot chocolate afterwards... that'd be a dream date.