Well.........all I can say is if you want to meet me you better have a good sense of humor. I am an adventurous guy who runs with sizzors and plays with matches. I have a good relationship with my mom, I have great teeth and nice shoes. I am a handyman who can fix all your broken stuff and I am a dancer. Sounds like the perfect man if you ask me.

So.........our first date starts out with a romantic candlelight dinner with flowers, wine and stimulating conversation. Then it's off to a slow walk around a lake with the moonlight illuminating our way as we walk hand in hand gazing over at the city lights below. We stop............gaze into each others eyes.....our hands tremble as the anticipation builds..........our bodies move closer.......I can almost feel your lips softly pressing against mine.......then just as we approach that moment of passion....................I push you into the lake. LOL