Well I have been hanging around POF for a while and I have been out a handful of times and it's fun but I felt compelled to share the following observations

1)Why do women who pose ravenous in their bed still complain about getting email from weirdos and Jerry Springer candidates? Are you honestly suprised lol? You would be better off posting an ad at the local porn shop, at least those wackos are functional

2)When you're standing in front of a mirror in your bra and underwear taking your own picture, at some point, did the fact that you couldn't have asked someone to take the pic for you give you any indication on whether you should post it or not?

3)POF should be like Survivor and allow us to vote members off, or at least allow us to rate them on a mental factor so they can only contact other members with a relative rating.

4)Why can we specify whether or not we want to receive emails from married folk? Why are married folk on here? Is it because the marriage is an unhappy one, maybe it's unhappy because they spend their spare time whooring around on a dating site.

5)Hold on a sec, I am following the link to update my car and income status..... WTF??

Stalking is cute, but only for a few days

About me

I'm just a simple guy, shy to a fault, living life a day at a time, I’m stable and I know what I want in life. Pretty quiet at the start but you'll be telling me to shut-it shortly afterward.
I appreciate nature and it's beauty, rainbows, thunderstorms, cool breeze and the warm sun. I love music and that would include everything from Springsteen to Buckcherry. I'm not a fan of rap, house or whatever it's being called these days. I prefer melodies and country only if I'm dancing with you. They say rock music makes people want to kill and I agree, I hear Nickelback and it makes me want to kill Nickelback.

Friends would describe me as cynical and sarcastic on occasion, but compassionate to a fault. I tend to look harder than most for the good in people/society. Most of all they would speak of my loyalty and committment. Friends without question,
I’m active and in good shape ,I smoke and drink socially.
I know how to have fun and I’m always ready for anything.
I like going out for nice dinner, shows, movies, a walk or just nachos and beer
I have a very good job that I love, some would say I'm married to it, but I prefer committed to it. I tend to live in a cyclical fashion, I'm single because I'm working late and I'm working late because I'm single. I would welcome any opportunity to change this. If I won the lottery I'd quit, probably in a blaze of glory to ensure people were still talking about it in 30 years. I'm talking about maybe streaking a Board of Directors meeting or streaking the office or something like that. It's not about the streaking either but it would be original and unforgettable, something people would laugh about.

My favourite things in the world would include mac and cheese, Peanut Butter on Toast, Cream of Broccoli soup, hot chocolate with a raspberry flavour shot, Starburst Candies and CSI re runs. I feel like such a genius being able to figure out the mystery less than 10 minutes into the show.

Dislikes would include hillbillies, hysterical women, divas, seafood and cowboy wannabes. If you're going to walk around a bar with spurs on, I expect to see a horse in the parking lot.

Dream Job???

Probably hanging around the set of infomercials waiting for the head nodding, bumbling, fumbling, cement headed buffoons to walk past so I can swat them upside the head, I hate those people!! (Spray paint is NOT a cure for a baldness)

About you?

I'm not sure really, I can say that Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra are not what I'm looking for. Not that they'd be looking for me either. I guess that I may believe that they may be a little too dirty or skanky for me, and I'm not looking for a virgin either, I realize that if the Virgin Mary was on POF, we'd probably be referring to her simply as Mary LOL. I know I'm going to Hell for that, but you probably laughed so I'll save you a seat.


Words to live by!
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was
so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again,
and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get
rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline
the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get
rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND
FREE
The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone
else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Whatever your comfortable with, I think a coffee or a drink would work.