I can’t believe that I’m writing this but it’s obviously necessary!

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies...If you’re going to take the time to write me can you please have more to say than “How’s it going” or “How are you”!

I’ll answer those questions now!

.......THINGS ARE GREAT AND I’M FINE THANK YOU!!!!.....

Oh and here are a few more...

YES, I was on vacation.
NO, the bottle is not real.
NO, they did not let me keep the sombrero.

Although YES, the last time I looked, I was still a man, I would appreciate if you would PLEASE refrain from sending me picks of yourselves in lingerie. I am not looking for the one night thing and to tell you the truth they don’t impress me. They only impress upon me your way of thinking and what you may be looking for. Sorry, that’s NOT why I’m here! I do not have an aquarium that I intend to fill with exotic fish but rather a tiny little fish bowl big enough for 2. I do not “speed date” and will only be too happy to push the delete button the second I catch my fish!

Now that you’ve made it this far and that my intentions are hopefully clear, read on, I promise the rest is not as harsh.

I consider myself relatively easy going and love to laugh. I love meeting people, especially those with different backgrounds and experiences. Everyone has an interesting story to tell. Family is very important to me as are good friends. I am completely loyal and devoted to those I love sometimes even to my own detriment. I love to travel and try to live my life passionately and with no regrets. I cherish simplicity yet also enjoy the finer things life has to offer. Need more, just ask.

Good luck to all

Frist date... HMMMM...How about grabbing a flight to Venice just to enjoy some wine while being serenaded in a gondola. Oh, sorry ...the first date. Ok, we’ll just meet casually, have great conversation and get to know one another. We’ll do Venice on the second date.