I like positive thinking and dislike negative energy as I can't hate.I'm happy and would like to meet someone equally happy so we could be doubly happy together.I've just just remembered I hate marzipan, so i suppose I lied which I try not to do as I believe in positive energy.I also believe in trust and honesty, honest.I don't have a check list ie blonde,brunette,BBW,ginger,big babylon or small, the kind of woman who'd carry your Netto bag up the path for you while you hid behind the fridge would be nice. I'd expect a relatively well turned out lady/woman not girl as I don't know much about "girls aloud" and I don't drink alcho pops and then throw up every time I go out.That said I do enjoy red wine Shiraz anyone? Well thats the first installment and it's free, stay tuned for updates!
Update: Question Why does everybody in there profile say must have GSOH(check it,see i told you) lets break it down, does every other person you meet make you laugh?
well if they do lucky you because they don't me. What i'm saying is there arn't that many comedians out there so here's to developing your own sense of humour and stop requesting other peoples in your profiles as it's most likely going to be knock knock jokes after a gallon of stella or the good old knob gag!
Update: anyone who visits my profile and doesn't leave a message will develope a wart.X
Update: has anyone read a profile saying "Hi i'm a sweaty stalker, and my interests include cyber sex? I just wondered as so many profiles say "i'm not onto cyber sex,stalkers move on etc, like they'll think oh better not message her she doesn't like cyber sex, stalking or pervs!
Ladies treat all men with caution until you know different, rather than stating the obvious.That is unless you do want the cyber gig and the geezer over the road in the vectra just as your closing your curtains. LOL
Update: not single not looking,yeah right! the translation is not single just want my cake and eat it! lol
Update! woman who catch fly with chopsticks achieve anything! can you?

Well I'd no doubt be nervous,at the prospect of choosing the wrong outfit,that said I usually do well on that front well that's my opinion,I get it from my old man god rest his soul, the man just had a knack of being turned out right.
Back to the date i'd try and find out what the very lucky lady preferred to eat and book a table, we'd hopefully enjoy good conversation over the meal that tends to be when I lead the conversation that way I can throw in loads of football lads mags and the string of broken hearts i've left behind, between putting my head back and filling it with beer.Then after i'd probably paid i'd take her/ him(not really about him) for a few drinks in a nice classy bar if she wasn't too bloated from all the food and her feet hadn't swollen making her shoes hurt. After a few drinks maybe a stroll to talk about how well I'd looked throughout the date and how intelligent I was, not forgetting the fine physical specimen that I am.
Where was I? oh yes a peck on the cheek(I could stretch to a snog if she had mints or gum,airwaves the new licquirish flavour).I'd then flag a taxi down and see my date safely off with that one eyed taxi guy that dribbles from the corner of his mouth and spend a few sleepless nights wondering if she's ever going to ring, sob sob.

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