If there are plenty of fish in the sea I have been catching the discarded flip flop

and now make it the discarded boot with a hole. Anyway if there are any unattached real men out there that are interested in an intelligent funloving zany lady then give me a shout. No ties, baggage or hang ups. I like hair (on heads) stamina, good sense of humour and easy on the eye. Ok strike that...a pulse is probably it right now lolllll Non smoker though you may steam a little

i'm not really interested in one night stands because that doesn't give enough time to learn how awful someone can be


I love travelling and seeing new places and would love a partner with the availability to join me...beaches, sunsets, log cabins, roaring log fires..ok so i'm a romantic....

..and sigh...please no time wasters, life's too short...i also realise that i have become invisible now my profile has crept over 50...that isn't my age...nothing about me is my true age although i wish maybe i qualified for a free tv licence..........
p.s. the pic is my son's graduation '06...not mine....
A nice pub or restaurant minus loud music.