Here's the deal...
Lets make contact, chat for a while and then when nobody's looking we make a break for it and get out of here!!

I think I am a funny, caring and outgoing person, who can be a little quirky/blonde
at times. I am spontaneous and impulsive and love laughter, even if it's at myself (which it often is). I can also be serious and sensible when needed.
I would really love to meet someone who is intelligent, funny and passionate about life and has that little sparkle in their eyes.Love to do things on the spur of the moment...Not a great planner. I have put long term on my profile but also want people to socialise with and have a laugh.I might add you as a favourite this is either a subtle hint or me waiting until I pluck up courage to say hi lol If you look but are not interested then just remove it, not a prob :)

LIKES:animals, brandy,being spontaneous, sun, beach, chocolate, days out,Elvis,
Simpsons, Scrubs, , reading, sleeping, walks on the beach,Sky+(marvelous invention),champagne, kissing, summer evenings,Newton Faulkner, being outside on a sunny day,My Chemical Romance,Farleys rusks,Kings of Leon, travel,campervans, frogs(the four legged kind),Foo Fighters, conversation,Linkin Park, being laid back,Marmite, Pimms, Sangria a a a, a girl to be a girl,Chemical Bros, chocolate angel delight, coffee, honesty, romantic walks,snuggling in a tent,Snow Patrol, Nirvana,
Would love to eventually live somewhere hot!!

DISLIKES, tomato(YUK but like them cooked....go figure), rain, wasps,Michael Jackson,liver and onions, ignorance,marmalade, big toes,smelly cheese,bad manners(not the band), plans (don't do them lol),cotton wool(especially wet yuk),heights,white socks, marzipan, black pudding, people being late,spelling(I'm rubbish at it), txt tlk agghhh, beer,curry, girls drinking out of pint pots (it's just not right), queuing, people that put their pic on sideways(hurts my neck)

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5.. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with u
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with u
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with u
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with u
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
ps.Growning old....When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
pps. Whoever you are you MUST like animals(especially cats......puuurrrr)
ppps. IF YOU ALWAYS DO WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS DONE YOU'LL ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS GOT

And please please please I am not desperate to talk of a sexual nature with you or view any part of your naked anatomy. Right got that straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No pic no reply, only fair and I like to see who I'm talking to.




***********/\**********put this on your
**********/ . \***********profile if you
*********/ . . . \**********feel you have
********/. . . . . \*********totally lost the
*******/ . . . . . . \*********plot, you are
******/ . . . . . . . . \********surrounded
*****/ . . . . . . . . . . \*******by a bunch of
***** . . . . . . . . . . . *******nutters and a
**** . . . ¬ . . . . ¬ . . .******full psychological
***( . . . @ . . . . @ . . )*****evaluation is the
*****. . . . . . . . . . . .*******most effective
***** . . . . . ? . . . . ****solution to the reason
****** . ._____ . . ******you keep returning
****** . . ^^^^ . ****in the vain hope of finding
******* . . . . . . . ****someone to connect with...

True Love is when you miss him even before he
leaves, its when you could listen to him talk all
night and never get tired of hearing his voice...
its when the thought of his name gives you
butterflies and you see his smile when you close
your eyes...that feeling is *i r r e p l a c e a b l e* *--



Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the boy who kisses your forehead,
who wants to show you off to the world
when you're in your sweats,
who holds your hand in front of his friends,
who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you
of how much he cares bout you
and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says,
"...that's her''

Male
Must not do drugs
Must not be married