In my spare time I enjoy:

-kicking over sand castles that children have spent hours trying to perfect.

-Translating Dr. Seuss books from English to Sanskrit.

-Solving the rubik's cube blindfolded (using only my feet).

-Bending spoons (using only my mind).

-Playing dodgeball against all those who are weaker than me.




I also get my kicks by:

-slamming my fingers in car doors

-standing in line for hours at the DMV

-dancing barefoot in ant beds

-eating, bathing in, and smoking everything poison ivy

-taking swift jabs to the adams apple


I drink coffee and listen to music, until i get on a rebelious streak, when i like to mix it up and drink music while listening to my coffee.


hmmmmmmm.....



Im seeking:

-A bright and shiny star who has recently turned into a bright and shiny failure

-an idiot savant who can play guitar with her toes

-an alien

-a card counter

-someone who obsessively watches anything and everything that involves penguins

-or anyone who just has a crazy story to tell



Hit me up if you have any of these similar interests.

"So it goes..."

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