does it really matter what I write here? honestly, if you're reading this, you're either a woman or my soul mate (who, coincidentally and ironically, just might be a woman)

you've already decided that you know all about me based on:

1. my photos ~ a few are still trying to figure out how I got in the box..

2. my forum posts ~ again, assuming that you've read them. you should be aware that anything that might help you determine who I am from my forum activity has already been deleted by a moderator.

3. the # of ppl that have added me. this one is just plain silly. first, I have very little control over who decides to add me as one of their favourites ~ you should be more concerned about who I've listed as a fave. second, anyone w/ more than 50 ppl as friends has no time to be dating any of them ~ we're too busy trying to keep on top of mail. or updating profiles on a Saturday night.

4. what others have said about me. I haven't paid any of them (well, other than box), and their compliments are appreciated (even if they are a bit lofty)

5. my "long" profile ~ pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese! be lucky that I use proper sentence structure and paragraphs. I try to keep it as simple as I can, so if it's intimidating to you, my advice is to keep moving.

6. my hair colour, eye colour, improper use of cleavage (either not enough or too much), my age, my 'hotness' (or lack of), etc etc etc. ~ the majority of which I have no control over.

7. my interests, in particular, of police officers. sorry if you're a criminal, but it's been my experience that they're generally the ones that don't like the police.


** Adam Lambert wins, regardless what middle America thinks **




please keep the line single-file, and please allow the losers/jerks/users/whack-jobs/etc the chance to jump ahead in line ~ I'm gonna find them all, anyway

also, while the mail from the younger set is always welcomed, let's try to keep some perspective of what it is you're hoping to gain. my last name is not Robinson. I'll tell you how hot you are, but if bedding you requires a permission slip from your mom for an "overnight", consider yourself SOL. flattering, but it gets greasy real quick...


again, I need to thank my female fans for the 1's and 2's in the ratings ~ jealousy is such a negative emotion ~ and a wasted one on a site this size. when you feel a need to go out of your way to give someone a bad rating, stop on by again. it's servility in and of itself



....btw, I completely stole the caption from an adult friend on another finding site (*ahem*)..


and yes, still perusing the forums ~ my apologies to those that may have been deleted as a result


to answer a question that I receive frequently in email ~ I'm still here b/c it's like winning the lottery ~ you can't win if you don't play.


for the reading-impaired, that's "heroine", ie: Wonderwoman, Isis, et al ~ not a superior batch of heroin ~ oy!

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believe whatever you want ~ I'm done justifying myself to strangers



**I'm waiting...**


(why does everyone look better in the thumbnails?}

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(it's not that I'm as bitter as it seems ~ just really disillusioned atm)


I've changed my settings so that you must have a photo to contact me initially. I've had it up to here w/ men who think it's perfectly fine for me to allow them into my home for sex, but refuse to give me a photo. no more lame-ass excuses ~ unless you work for the CIA, get a photo ~ you don't have to show it on your profile, but you do need to have one to make it into my inbox *ahem*

dating in Thunder Bay is akin to the six degrees of separation theory, minus 3 or 4 degrees..




Mail Settings (To message bewitching_secret™ you MUST meet the following criteria.)

Must not be a jerk
Must not mention spiders, but may be required to kill them
Must not mind getting spanked....or reciprocating..........*rawr!*
Must not be a mass-emailer ~ could I really be lucky enough to be the first one to answer?
Must love and adore J. Timberlake as much as I do......wait...........that might be counter-productive........
Must not have had sexual relations of any sort w/ someone I know ~ of either gender (don't ask)
Must be between 97 - 99 yrs old, incredibly wealthy with no dependents (or willing to disown them, if applicable)
Must not be a CDP (if you know what that means, then heed the "Must not" part of this sentence)


Must be proficient w/ a blender and a hella lotta ice ~ more to follow