----------------Boys-------------------
------------are like apples-------------
--------on trees.The best ones----------
------are at the top of the tree--------
-----The girls dont want to reach------
---for the good ones because they ------
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
Instead, they just get the rotten apples-
--from the ground that are'nt as good,---
but easy. So the apples at the top think
-something is wrong with them, when in
--reality, they're amazing. They just
---have to wait for the right girl to------
----- come along, the one who's-----------
----------- brave enough to---------------
-----------------climb all----------------
-----------------the way-----------------
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
What is the speed of darkness?
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
AND
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing it now!!!
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|.…..…..leave ...........|
|…......without.…........|
+-----saying hello------+
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if ur normal !!!!!
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