OK ladies… it’s time to spill the beans, so to speak. I would like to know just who these popular guys are… I’ve been mistaken for 2 of them (one, only when verbally communicating) but not the third one.

So tell me… who is this Mr. Right guy and why do all the women want him? I’ve been accused of being him, but I’m positive my last name isn’t “Right”. Ok, ok… the thought of changing my last name to “Right” has crossed my mind. However, I just like my name too much. On to dude #2…

Hugh Morris. I have been accused of being this guy as well, BUT only during verbal communication. And I’ve noticed a common thread… women always seem to mistake me for this guy after I say something funny. They’ll be laughing and say something like: “OH MY GOD… you are SOOOOO Hugh Morris.” Women really seem to like this guy… whomever he is. And last, but not least…

Pete. I’ve never been mistaken for him though. As far as I know, this dude doesn’t have a last name. I can say with relative certainty that this guy has had more things done for his sake than anyone in the whole world. I wish I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard: “For Pete’s sake”.

So, if there are any ladies out there that can help me to understand who these 3 guys are, I would appreciate it. If not for my sake… at least help me for Pete’s sake.

Things I wonder about…

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

How in the world are a slim chance and a fat chance the same?


The Woman I'm Searching For...

Wow… where do I start? I guess it’s a good thing that I’m a patient man because I’m still waiting for her. I’ll wait as long as it takes. However, that does not mean that I want to wait a second longer than I have to. Why? Well, because I would be foolish to wait for happiness any longer than I have to…

I think of her often… and can’t help but to wonder where she is. I have so many questions… Does she know I’m waiting here for her? Would she recognize me if she saw me? Is she looking for me too? Is there anything at all I can do to help her find me?

I do know who she is though… Through my eyes she is beautiful, kind, gentle, sweet, funny, strong willed, and so much more. She is everything I never knew existed in a woman. She is the woman that deserves better than me and yet she is there by my side. I can see her soul when I look into her eyes, and it makes me smile. Her eyes are so beautiful… I just hope they see me, when I’m standing right in front of her.

I would take my date to some establishment with a relaxed atmosphere. You know... a place conducive to stimulating conversation. We could relax and have a beverage or two. Then take my private jet to... oh wait... I don't have a private jet... never mind.